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A Lesson in Branding Gone Terribly Wrong

Saint Patrick’s Day

Today is the feast day of a saint.

Everyone knows St. Patrick—the patron saint of Ireland, who lived 1600 years ago.

On a typical day Bishop Patrick donned a green robe and frolicked in the meadows of pagan Ireland, encouraging snakes to slither toward the sea and picking shamrocks.

At sunset, he would gather all his friends, neighbors, parishioners and merest acquaintances to join him in downing fermented beverages. As the night wore on, his inebriated following would begin asking theological questions—the answers to which Patrick excelled. He would pull a shamrock from the green nosegays he had collected earlier in the day and begin to explain the Trinity. His followers understood his teachings with amazing clarity.

The next morning, Patrick would pour himself a green milkshake. It helped the pounding in his head that came from thinking too hard about the Trinity.

And then he would sit down and write a hymn. It’s been a very long time since he wrote his most famous hymn. The tune is a rather awkward sequence of notes but the words reveal Patrick’s inner heart.

It reveals a man of piety that his festival day no longer honors.

I bind unto myself today
the strong Name of the Trinity,
by invocation of the same,
the Three in One, and One in Three.

I bind this day to me for ever,
by power of faith, Christ’s Incarnation;
his baptism in Jordan river;
his death on cross for my salvation;
his bursting from the spicèd tomb;
his riding up the heavenly way;
his coming at the day of doom:
I bind unto myself today.

I bind unto myself the power
of the great love of cherubim;
the sweet “Well done” in judgment hour;
the service of the seraphim;
confessors’ faith, apostles’ word,
the patriarchs’ prayers, the prophets’ scrolls;
all good deeds done unto the Lord,
and purity of virgin souls.

I bind unto myself today
the virtues of the starlit heaven
the glorious sun’s life-giving ray,
the whiteness of the moon at even,
the flashing of the lightning free,
the whirling wind’s tempestuous shocks,
the stable earth, the deep salt sea,
around the old eternal rocks.

I bind unto myself today
the power of God to hold and lead,
his eye to watch, his might to stay,
his ear to hearken, to my need;
the wisdom of my God to teach,
his hand to guide, his shield to ward;
the word of God to give me speech,
his heavenly host to be my guard.

Christ be with me,
Christ within me,
Christ behind me,
Christ before me,
Christ beside me,
Christ to win me,
Christ to comfort
and restore me.
Christ beneath me,
Christ above me,
Christ in quiet,
Christ in danger,
Christ in hearts of
all that love me,
Christ in mouth of
friend and stranger.

I bind unto myself today
the strong Name of the Trinity,
by invocation of the same,
the Three in One, and One in Three.
Of whom all nature hath creation,
eternal Father, Spirit, Word:
praise to the Lord of my salvation,
salvation is of Christ the Lord.

Who is the real St. Patrick?

The real St. Patrick was captured as a teen and taken as a slave to Ireland where he herded sheep—good training for a bishop. He describes his six years as a slave as prayer-filled. A vision put the idea of escape in his head. He ran 200 miles to the shore and hopped a ship. He reconnected with his family in Britain and studied for the priesthood. He returned to Ireland as bishop. It is unclear whether his assignment was to convert the pagans to Christianity or to protect the existing Christians as a minority religion. Either way, St. Patrick was a man of piety and prayer. His earliest followers and admirers depicted him wearing blue.

He was not always revered. Contemporary Irish wrote this mocking ditty:

Across the sea will come Adze-head crazed in the head,
his cloak with hole for the head, his stick bent in the head.
He will chant impieties from a table in the front of his house;
all his people will answer: “so be it, so be it.” 

That his festival day, which commemorates his death, has become a day of debauchery is a fairly recent historical phenomenon. The Republic of Ireland began highlighting the day in mid-1990s as a sort of branding. The intent was to unite Irish worldwide, projecting a culture rich in the arts. It was done in the name of national pride, tourism and economic development.

It has become a showcase for branding gone wrong. The intent failed to communicate the desired message. The imagery and reputation fell into the hands of the Irish themselves and Irish wannabes—consumers, so to speak. It immediately became associated with revelry — not artistry. It got out of control bigtime and became the advertising vehicle for big box stores, merchants of almost anything and every corner pub in the Anglo-influenced world.

Only some 20 years after setting out to create a cultural asset—even the Irish are trying to find ways to rein it in.

Too late. St. Patrick will be forever rolling in his grave.

Listen to Him — not me!

Today an online pastor did a very unusual thing. He encouraged his readers to unsubscribe.

Most bloggers covet their subscribers and feed off the statistical attention. Why would any blogger encourage loyal readers to leave?

Well, this blogger took an inventory of just how many words he had been sending to his readers—many of them free, some of them for pay. He wondered if the heart of his message might be lost in the abundance of words.

He was moved by Paul’s closing words to the people of Philippi, with whom Paul had shared some trying times.

“Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me—put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.

It’s Lent, he concluded. Take a break from listening to me, search your hearts, and put what you might have learned into practice.

Do something.

You can always come back.

Adult Object Lesson: The Transfiguration

transfigurationThe Magic of Prayer Is in the Listening

Luke 9:37-45

Today’s object is a magic wand.

You don’t have a magic wand? Use any kind of pointer, stick or even a straw. Remember, it’s magic!

Today’s gospel tells the story that has come to be known as the Transfiguration.

Four men (Jesus, Peter, James and John) climb a mountain to pray. Suddenly, there are six men!

It has all the trappings of a magic show. People appear from nowhere. People disappear. There are clouds obscuring their vision and brilliant lights to direct the eye.

Keep in mind that Peter, James and John climb the mountain with the knowledge of Moses and the stories told of his mountaintop encounters with God. When Moses and Elijah appear, it may be to them as if they are experiencing history. We might liken it to suddenly seeing Abraham Lincoln and George Washington on the podium on Inauguration Day.

Climbing a mountain to pray is nothing new. Moses had a habit of climbing a mountain when he wanted to talk to God, too.

The experience was a bit ho-hum at first.

While Jesus was praying the three disciples were fighting sleep. Seems like this is a recurring temptation for them. They sleep in the Garden of Gethsemane, and Peter later falls asleep while praying on a rooftop.

That prayer is a challenge is nothing new. We want to talk to God. We hope to listen to God, but when given the opportunity, we feel inadequate. We fall asleep. An escape!

Talking to God is daunting.

But on this particular day, the three disciples were to experience the profound. What they were about to see was so like magic that they dared not talk about it until after the death and resurrection of Jesus.

(Wave your magic wand dramatically as you retell the story.)

They saw Jesus transform. Presto!

He became like light itself. They had heard about this. It had happened to Moses. The great and powerful Moses. The giver of the Law.

Speaking of Moses . .  . there he is. He appears with Elijah, the prophet, no stranger to  magical occurrences.

Abracadabra! They are here. Presto! They are gone.

The disciples are left listening to God. And what does God say?

“This is my Son. Listen to him.”

The Bible texts which follow this story reveal that Jesus is growing impatient with his disciples and their inability to make connections between what he teaches them and how they should apply his teachings.

The magical part of prayer isn’t so much in how we speak to God. It’s in listening to God speak to us. Elaborate on this.

Presto!

Adult Object Lesson: Epiphany 4 (Luke 4:21-30)

Tuesday

paddleballJesus Goes Home

Today’s object is a paddle ball.

Hit the ball and point out that the ball returns to the paddle only to get a good swat.

In today’s Gospel, Jesus returns to his home. He is among the people who knew him as a boy. He is Joseph’s and Mary’s boy. Jesus, the carpenter. Their children had played with him. The town was filled with his carpentry handiwork.

But the word about his recent activities has them curious. The crowds gather to take a look at the hometown boy. Jesus has been curing the sick!

We are familiar with the return of the local youth who has gone off to make a name in sports or show business.

Naturally, the town likes to claim a small piece of glory for having nurtured the star.

That’s what is happening in today’s gospel story. Jesus, the miracle worker, is home!

Nazareth gathers at the temple where Jesus has just revealed that he is the fulfillment of Isaiah’s prophecy.

Things start out well enough. The people are astonished and proud.

Jesus himself poisons the crowd. He leads them on.

Jesus fails to play the expected role of humble hometown boy, acknowledging the support bestowed on him in his youth. In fact, he is anything but humble. He bypasses his local roots and claims the heritage of the prophets.

I suppose you think I’m going to save you just because I know you. Well, good neighbors, that’s not the way it is. Elijah fed only one widow. Elisha cured only one leper. Just because I can do miracles doesn’t mean I will do miracles.

Who does he think he is?

(Here you might borrow the imagery from the epistle lesson-1 Corinthians 13). Somebody grab a mirror and make him look at his face. Who do you see in the mirror? That’s right. You are Jesus OF NAZARETH. You are no different from any other Nazarene. Rein it in, Jesus. Remember your roots.

It’s hard to imagine how the hometown crowd turned so suddenly into a lynch mob, dragging the man they had watched grow up to the edge of a cliff, fully prepared to hurl him to his death.

As you tell the story you might demonstrate the mounting tension with the paddle, hitting the ball faster and harder each time the ball returns to its starting point.

Jesus has control of the situation start to finish. He knows that he is finished with his hometown. He knows what lies ahead. The edge of the cliff is no threat.

It is Epiphany, the season of revelation. That’s what this story is all about. Jesus has revealed to his closest neighbors that he is no longer—and never really was—of the world that reared him.

Make no mistake. He is meant for bigger things. Out of his way. He’s coming through.

Give the ball one last wild swat. 

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Adult Object Lesson: Epiphany 2

Tuesday

Water Is Turned into Wine — and So Much More!

wineJohn 2:1-12

Mystery writers follow an old adage. If there is a gun hanging on the wall in Act 1, shots had better be fired by the end of Act 3.

Today’s objects are a small glass of water and wine.

We are now in Act 1 of Jesus’ ministry. Jesus has already left home, been baptized, and collected his disciples. They travel to Cana for a wedding—major entertainment in those days, typically lasting a week.

The stage in John’s Gospel is set with two things. Water and Wine.

Water has already played a role in this mystery. Jesus was baptized. Dramatic anticipation.

Wine is the gun hanging on the wall, or in this case crowding the edges of the stage in the form of six huge wine bottles.

But we are not yet finished with water!

John writes about two people whose lives were very much interwoven with his own. He was an invited guest at this wedding. Yet he tells this story from a distance.

There by Jesus’ side is his mother, unnamed by John, who was charged at the foot of the cross with her care and well-being.

Jesus’ mother prods her son. Now is the time, she encourages. Your special talents are needed now.

Jesus, like many sons coming of age, resists. What do you know, woman? My hour has not yet come? Suspense!

The common humanity of this situation is in contrast to the sign that is about to happen. Mary ignores her son and takes control. She puts Jesus in a position where he must perform. This mother will have her way.

The Spirit is reentering the story. We heard about the Spirit last week. It’s what made Jesus’ baptism different from all the baptisms gone before.

And so the water, which has come to mean so much in the story of Jesus, once again takes center stage. It is to become wine—extraordinary wine.

It’s still Act 1. Wine will continue to play a role as the plot unfolds. Wait ’til Act 3 for the gun to go off!

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God’s Word for Sale—Cheap


BibleOur pastor is admittedly old school. (He isn’t official but we love him anyway.) He carries his Bible with him always. I’ve always admired that about him. It is well-worn (falling apart to be honest). He lovingly covers it in paper as we used to have to cover our school texts in grade school. Would that our Bibles were as in danger of wear and tear as our school primers!

The only Bible I carry with me is on my smart phone. The internet has made Bible-toting so unnecessary that I’ll never feel guilty. I read a lot more of Scripture since it is accessible with the size of type adjustable and with any number of translations available at the click of the mouse. Just Google a key word and the passage you are trying to remember pops up. How spoiled can we Christians get?

To think of the time I wasted memorizing the books of the Bible! At least I got a prize for my effort. While it still provides an understanding of the structure of the Bible, it is no longer necessary for easy reference. It’s almost like the Dewey Decimal System. Remember that?

How I remember the arguments among my elders when I was a child! Which was the real Bible, the true Word of God? King James or Revised Standard? My old Sunday School teachers would suffer apoplexy at the number of versions available today!

And so, I was reading some suggested passages this morning, when I noticed the requisite banner ads. Bibles were for sale.

How would monetizing Scripture fly with the people who shaped my faith? But then that’s nothing new. Each of those translations is copyrighted and you can be sure that new translations will pop up when the copyrights expire. Yes, someone on earth will always claim ownership of those wonderful words of love!

One ad caught my eye.

The Message Remix Solo New Testament
Brown Imitation Leather
Slightly Imperfect

Six dollars were knocked off the list price.

Does “imitation leather” cheapen the Word?

Slightly Imperfect. Are they referring to the cover—or the translation—or the Bible itself? Is that sacrilege?

Back to the adage(s). You can’t tell a book by its cover. The proof of the pudding is in the reading—and the living.

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Teaching Advent Through Poetry

Two Advent Poems Written by Best Friends

1600 years ago two fellows from different walks of life met in Milan, Italy.

Ambrosius had the odd distinction of being elected bishop before he was baptized. He was awarded the position on the basis of character. He was likable! He was not ordained. He had not studied theology. He underwent an early “on the job” training program! Fortunately, he excelled!

Augustine found his way into the Church through a back door, coming from a life of debauchery. His mother, Monica, was devoted to her wayward son. Her prayers were answered but not before he had fathered a child out of wedlock. He was attracted to the church by Ambrose’s sermons.

Both became great teachers and writers in the Church. Both tried their hand at poetry.

One of the problems with Advent is that the hymn traditions of Advent rely on understanding both poetry and scripture. Rare today.

Poetry doesn’t fit our modern attention spans. Modern hymns rarely have more than one verse. Hymn writers have run out of things to say! Our mind’s eye, bombarded with visual images, is losing its imaginative vision.

Nevertheless, there is a teaching opportunity in the wealth of poetry that has been set to music. Advent is so short that we flit from one great poem/hymn to another. Unless we sing in the choir, we never really learn them. They remain foreign to our ears.

Add to that, they tend to be melodically different, clearly belonging to other centuries. It is easy to put them aside to try to understand them next year.

Advent hymns cover a breadth of scripture — not just a Bible story or two. They span the Old Testament right through to Revelation. So while the purpose of Advent is to slow down and meditate, we end up rushing through it.

In an attempt to introduce the theologically deep hymnody of Advent, concentrate on the poetry of these two old friends — known today as St. Ambrose and St. Augustine.

Ambrose wrote “Come, thou Redeemer of the Earth.”

Augustine wrote “Christmas.”

Ambrose’s poem can be studied verse by verse.

Augustine’s poem breaks nicely into couplets (each of which would make nice “Tweets” to your congregation).

Augustine’s poem evokes imagery which is likely to appeal to the modern reader of poetry. It relies on an understanding of theology and is therefore a good chance to explain the Bible’s many and diverse Advent scriptures.

Start with the simpler poem!

You might repeat this poem together responsively before each Advent service, so that it becomes familiar.

Christmas

Maker of the sun,
He is made under the sun.
In the Father he remains,
From his mother he goes forth.
Creator of heaven and earth,
He was born on earth under heaven.
Unspeakably wise,
He is wisely speechless.
Filling the world,
He lies in a manger.
Ruler of the stars, 
He nurses at his mother’s bosom.
He is both great in the nature of God,
And small in the form of a servant.

Come, Thou Redeemer of the earth

Come, Thou Redeemer of the earth,
And manifest Thy virgin birth:
Let every age adoring fall;
Such birth befits the God of all.

Advent means come. But no one expected the Messiah to come this way!

Begotten of no human will,
But of the Spirit, Thou art still
The Word of God in flesh arrayed,
The promised One to man displayed.

Here we have the imagery of John—The Word became flesh.

The virgin womb that burden gained
With virgin honor all unstained;
The banners there of virtue glow;
God in His temple dwells below.

Forth from His chamber goeth He,
That royal home of purity,
A giant in twofold substance one,
Rejoicing now His course to run.

The verse about the Virgin is often cut from Protestant hymnals but without it we don’t really know from what “chamber” Christ is going. It takes two verses to grapple with the idea that Jesus is both God and Man — the twofold substance.

From God the Father He proceeds,
To God the Father back He speeds;
His course He runs to death and hell,
Returning on God’s throne to dwell.

O equal to the Father, Thou!
Gird on Thy fleshly mantle now;
The weakness of our mortal state
With deathless might invigorate.

And then God/Man goes to work to redeem the world.

Thy cradle here shall glitter bright,
And darkness breathe a newer light,
Where endless faith shall shine serene,
And twilight never intervene.

Light and candles are symbols of Advent. Christ brought new light into the world.

All laud to God the Father be,
All praise, eternal Son, to Thee;
All glory, as is ever meet,
To God the Holy Paraclete.

Many hymns end with the invocation of the Trinity. This is no different. Paraclete means advocate. The Holy Paraclete is the Holy Spirit. 

The tune used for this hymn is also an Easter hymn—That Easter Day with joy was bright. It remains an easy tune to the modern ear.

There is a lot of power in these two poems. Take the time with your congregation to dig into their meaning. In other words, use them more than once!

 

Adult Object Lesson: Mark 10:46-52

Save Us!

So Jesus is walking along the countryside, minding His own business, doing his teaching thing, when some bystander dares to interrupt, “Save me!”

You’ll need an accomplice for this, but that should be easy to find.

Choose an object that will create a distracting annoyance.

You might have someone honk a horn or rattle a noisemaker. You can ask the organist to hit a foot pedal, seemingly by accident, but repeatedly.

If you have a self-assured 10-year-old in your congregation, he or she could play this role perfectly. Your accomplice can sit in his or her usual spot, but on cue create some kind of disruption. Your congregation is bound to react with a corrective frown the first time before they catch on. All the better to make your point.

Blind Bartimaeus wants to be noticed and isn’t about to be turned away by the well-meaning disciples or crowds. They just want him to shut and slip into the background where he has likely spent most of his life.

“Save me,” was his cry.

We’ve heard that cry before in this Gospel and in some of the Old Testament companion texts, especially the passages from Job and the Psalms. The cry is heard in steadily crescendoing tones. We will hear the cry again as Jesus enters Jerusalem. All propriety will be set aside. The crowds will shout together, “Hosanna!” Please, please, save us!

And then . .. Jesus will!

End your object lesson with one last sounding of the annoying noise or have your congregation shout “Hosanna!”

Adult Object Lesson: Mark 10:17-31 • October 14

Occasions for Prayer

Today’s objects are a checkbook and a pen, but keep them hidden.

Ask your congregations to name some occasions when they routinely pray.

You’ll get answers like

  • when someone is sick
  • before we eat
  • when I wake up
  • when I go to bed
  • when I’m scared
  • in church
  • with my children
  • on the fourth down

When ideas die down, pull out the check book and your pen. Start to write but stop quickly.

Point out that the answer to many of their prayers involve their checkbooks. They write checks to pay for groceries and doctors, etc. Even sports teams try to solve their problems by offering attractive salaries.

Yet how many of us pray before we write a check?

Now refer to the lectionary reading about the man who came to Jesus on his knees. He was a good man by any measure. But something was missing. Jesus reminded him to keep the commandments. This man had checked everything on that list. Been there; done that!

On top of his impeccable values, he was a man of means. He could buy his way out of any problem. But he still felt lost.

But Jesus pointed out to him that the blessings of riches mean nothing if they cannot be shared with others who are equally important to God. Wealth has a way of stealing our attention from the reasons God put us here on earth—to be part of community. We are lost when we are separated from community.

This alienation had brought the rich, youn man to his knees. He longed to be closer to God. But to get closer to God he had to rebuild his relationships with the people around him. That meant giving up what separated him from others in God’s creation.

Turn back to your checkbook. You might get down on your knees at this point.

Suggest that each time they reach for their checkbook (or even their credit card), they offer a prayer just as they would before taking a bite to eat.

  • Pray for wise decisions with money.
  • Pray that your wealth is a tool for good.
  • Pray with thanksgiving that God has blessed you with the ability to decide how to use your wealth.

Make prayer about your spending a habit. And remember to think of others!

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Change the Dynamics of Church

Give the People A Voice

The patriarchs and matriarchs who populate the pages of today’s Old Testament had a very personal relationship with God. Communication was anything but one way. They argued with God and did their share of ranting. They felt confident enough in dialog to attempt to make deals. They praised God and laid their sorrows and shortcomings at his feet. The result was a lot of creative energy. Something worth writing and remembering. Compare the Old Testament record with a typical congregational history today, which usually details a list of pastors and building projects.

Jesus continued that relationship in his discourse with the disciples and the growing tribe of followers. Jesus gave God a face, making it still easier for people to engage with God.

God wants to be part of our lives. The Bible encourages us to be in regular conversation.

A pastor in one of our recent Ambassador visits exhorted people not to go to God with their little problems. Solve them yourself and save God for the big things was her message. That’s not a limitation placed on us by God. God wants us to feel free to turn to him with matters big and small, joyful and painful.

God is big enough to handle everything.

The thinking that God needs a gatekeeper to handle our needs has fueled the ego of Church leadership through the centuries. It creates an illusion of power. Church leaders have God’s ear.

Church leaders speak; people listen.

This makes sense only among managers—not leaders.

This can change. The internet returns the voice to the people.

Even the pope cannot expect to make pronouncements that are met with silent obedience. Recently, the long arm of the Vatican reached across the ocean to slap American nuns on the wrist for not doing more to enforce Church teachings on contraception and abortion. Their response was something on the order of: Sorry, you’ve got us all wrong. We can’t be all things to the Catholic church. We know what our mission is and we aim to follow it.

Such cheekiness would have been unheard of decades and centuries ago. Today? It’s just the way it is going to be.

This will make the Church far more effective — if not powerful.

The old system is unwieldy. A church leader makes a pronouncement which probably must be repeated for years before the message hits home. Church members may ponder it. They may go home and do nothing about it. Action will probably result when something becomes dire, The Church does good, to be sure but in many areas, social action in the Church lags years behind actual need.

Today, no Church leader can expect to lead from the pulpit without being questioned. In fact, we should take a lesson from the Bible and encourage religious dialog.

God wants us to be involved. Our ears and voice is where that begins.

Today, laiity have equal voice. When they learn to use it — Watch out, world!